J Crew Discounts

My Aunt used to work (manager) at Old Navy and Macy's....if only she worked at my newly beloved J Crew!!!! Apparently, they have wonderful discounts:

30% off regular priced merchandise, with the option of purchasing any 5 pieces on full-price for 50% off; All sale merchandise is an additional 50% off; and hard to move items 60%;

What would my closet look like? Everything but the $200,000+ Hermes Birkin with diamonds!